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  • Christine:

    One of these days I'll find the motivation to lose weight and gain better muscle.

  • Me:

    If you did decide to do that you would probably end up walking around in torn up jeans, wearing a black sports bra or something, just showing off a six pack while walking around with a towel over your shoulder, just so you could fluster the fuck out of people.

  • Christine:

    Damn son you found out my end goal.

  • Me:

    Oh my God no.

  • Samantha:

    Michael I may have to leave you for her if that happens.

  • Me:

    She's straight.

  • Samantha:

    Not for long.

  • Christine:

    What.

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